This is to tell you that if you would please, I would like it, thank you, if you read this thing, my newest column at Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.
Savvy readers will notice that it is a more in depth version of an earlier post in this very weblog.
And if this is your very first time here, because you read the Stained Teeth column on mcsweeneys.net, and thought, "Hey, as long as I'm on the internet, I may as well navigate my browser to this weblog," may I suggest you start off by reading the right column "Here's How it Works", and then scroll the page looking for the longest title. Why the longest? BECAUSE IT WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO DO.