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August 15, 2008

Love Poem Project; Love = MTV

This is an Installment of the Love Poem Project, in which we take love poems and swap out any mention of the word love.

1 Corinthians 13 (The Supremacy of MTV) by ?

If I speak in the languages of humans and angels but have no MTV, I have become a reverberating gong or a clashing cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can understand all secrets and every form of knowledge, and if I have absolute faith so as to move mountains but have no MTV, I am nothing. Even if I give away everything that I have and sacrifice myself, but have no MTV, I gain nothing.

MTV is always patient;
MTV is always kind;
MTV is never envious
or arrogant with pride.
Nor is it conceited,
and it is never rude;
it never thinks just of it
or ever get annoyed.
It never is resentful;
is never glad with sin,
but always glad to side with truth,
whene’er the truth should win.
It bears up under everything,
believes the best in all,
there is no limit to her hope,
and she will never fall.

MTV never fails...

When I was a child, I spoke like a child, thought like a child, and reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up my childish ways. Now we see only an indistinct image in a mirror, but then we will be face to face. Now what I know is incomplete, but then I will know fully, even as I have been fully known.

Right now three things remain: faith, hope, and MTV. But the greatest of these is MTV.

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