Star Wars Yoga: Reclined Jabba with Reclined Jabba, Salacious Crumb Variation

This is an installment of Star Wars Yoga. We are following a correspondence between George Lucas, creator of Star Wars, and Steve Jones, Senior VP, LucasFilm Marketing and Brand Strategy. Currently, to shore up the flagging brand, Mr. Jones has proposed launching a line of Star Wars branded yoga.

From the Desk of Steve Jones
Senior VP, LucasFilm Marketing and Brand Strategy

Dear George,
Maybe a series of poses based on the Force and another based on the Dark Side? Double the revenue stream potential?

Best,
Steve

From the Desk of George Lucas

Dear Steve,
Jabba has NOTHING to do with the Dark Side of the Force. Please rewatch Return of the Jedi before writing me any more letters.

GL

Comments

[Jim Keith]

Yes! I was waiting for the Jabba poses.

[Matthew Latkiewicz]

Indeed. Jabba doesn't have many poses; but the ones he has are IMPORTANT.

[Jim Keith]

If I may, I would also like to make a future Star Wars Yoga request, and that is something featuring Ewoks. Bonus points for using the phrase "yub-yub."

[Yoga schools]

This is a great resource. I shall share this with my colleagues at school and the neighboring primary school.

[Aayla Secura]

SENSACIONAL!!! JÁ ESTOU PRATICANDO, AHAHAHAHAH!!!

Aayla
CJMG

[Matthew Latkiewicz]

I do not speak Spanish, but the language of AHAHAHAHAH is of course universal. Thank you my friend.